Corn-pirazzione
i will throw you a curv-ini
hope you can catch it.
It will be in multi-linguini
and some of it is tabingi.
Some presidente I forget who,
is deadly-determinado to prove
le electione is kaput because he knows
it was rigged so he would win.
El vittorio bandera is supposed to be his
nada con duda,
Bringing to mind some certain Navalny,
despues being wined and dined en allemagna
but presently under le carabinieri for being
drunk with something ala morphini.
El peboretissimo amigo of both el presidente
and Navalny whose name is Giuliani,
a name to ring Paganini’s La campanella
little bells on Three Kings Day of Enero,
the day of Combat,
comes out stronger than espresso
to sabe andale, andale a kapitolyo.
I do not know whether you can make heads or tails
of this script I just scribbled under the influence.
If it did, boy, you’re good!
