The Kam-Bryer Driveabout
(This post is dedicated to the pilot of the helicopter which hovered on my backyard and then circled around the area five times in succession.)
The Kam-Bryer manhunt is actually a joy ride for the two.
But perhaps there are other reasons
why they are on this driveabout.
Maybe they are in search of possible futureTim Horton respites;
or maybe they are scouting for locations which are not populated
by indigenous peoples who may launch disruptive protests
against the laying down of pipelines;
or maybe they just landed a contract with Nikes
to start the ad for the hiking footwear;
or maybe they are bucking for merits to add to their resumes
for applying to the Canadian paratroops;
or maybe they are collecting data to
complete the manual
on how to spite the RCMP;
or maybe they are hoping for a grant from the CBC News
for an interview with Rosie Barton.
Whatever their reasons are for this driveabout,
the RCMP has yet to state the evidence
to declare this driveabout a manhunt.