American Politics

The Banana Vote Song

“Day-o

De-day-o

Daylight coma and I wanna go home,

Daylight come and i wanna go home.

Come mister tally-man, tally me bananas.

Daylight come and I wanna go home.”

 

And so do the banana Republicans

proceed with the recount of the ballots.

They are not fooling anybody else but themselves.

Looking for bamboo fibers?

Might as well try looking for

banana peelings.

No hard feelings there, eh?

 

July come and you really wanna go home.

 

The Battle Hymn

 

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Deliverance

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The Arizona Ballot Count

They are still counting the 2020 ballots in Arizona.

By now they must be able to say

how much Trump is ahead!

QANON Gets Arizona 2020 Election Ballots

YUP!

Qanon gets to inspect all the Arizona state ballots

for the 2020 election.

This must have something to do

with their desperate attempts

to avert the defamation lawsuit

filed by the manufacturer

of the voting machines used.

Ayayayayay…. Paloma!

Cucurucucu….cantaba!

A Bad Day

Six Asian women murdered.

And the Georgian police just slapped the

murderer’s wrist  for having a bad day.

They could have made the excuse as

due to the climate change.

At least there is relevance

between Day and Climate.

‘twould be easy to imagine

what could have happened

if this guy was having a bad mood!

The First Press Conference

The Vice-president of Obama

and now President of the US

makes his first meeting with the Press

and it appears that he has everything under control.

He shines this time,

and if he continues to ignore

the childish actions

of the Republican Party,

he may even start to sparkle.

The thing is not to get unnerved.

For one thing—the country falls behind him now.

Seemingly unnoticed,

the minorities now become

the majority in registered voters,

so much so that the Chicken party resorts to

preventing them to cast their ballots.

When this plot is realized,

this country called

the Home of the Brave

becomes great again—

the great laughing stock of the world

and the Republican Party  will go about

carrying mud on their noggins

deservedly.

 

Split Or Sink

I did mention this SOS.

The Republican Party must split or sink.

One part will be chickens.

The other part,

believe it or not,

will neither be called chickens,

nor turkeys.

In fact there is this great possibility

that the next President will be a Republican

who will carry the Democratic flag.

If this condition is not met

then the next President

will still be a Democrat

who is still a Democrat.

(we still have four years to figure out what this means)

The Ugly American

 

 

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American History X

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Stalled Reaction

The US Senate investigates why the deployment

of the National Guard to protect the Capitol was delayed.

In my opinion, those in command are Trump appointees

and one would expect them to refrain from stopping a crowd

which was induced by Trump to march towards the capitol.

I would suggest an independent security for the capitol

for the same reason as having the independent security 

for the White House.

The Texas Disaster

Who or what is really to blame for this debacle?

The Power Grid?

The state government?

The green Project?

Or what else?

Whatever it is, there is no sense arguing about it.

People should shut up.

Lashing at one another will not solve the problem.

The Texans are suffering.

Grievously.

HELP  THEM!

Kerplunk!

There goes the banana tree plant—

KERPLUNK!

I did say that whatever happens to the impeachment trial

the Republican Party would be in chaos.

More so when Trump promises to proceed with

what he has in mind.

People just got more scared.

More so with the minority groups.

After all they voted down Trump.

Him and his white supremacist supporters

now look upon the minority groups with condescension

and even vengeance.

A whole lot of those senators who voted to acquit Trump.

have inalienable ties with him.

They owe him their positions in politics and would never have

secured any other line of work asides from politics,

Serves them right. 

Now the banana Republican Party will sink with 

hostilities among its members.

It will not be a surprise

if there will be 

a party within the party.

As for Trump, he may now

claim that he belongs to history.

(or what’s  left of him after the IRS)

(better for the minority groups to start arming themselves)

 

Congress VS. Parliament

We now witness the sad story

of Congress being attacked by a mob

incited by the Head of the Government.

This could not happen

in a Parliamentary form of government

where the head of the government,

the Prime Minister,

is actually confronted

by the opposition party

inside the Parliament.

The PM will surely not incite a mob

to attack the Parliament

where he also sits.

Two thumbs up

and a skip of the rope for Parliament.

(more ills coming up)

The Republican Quandary

And so, after going thru the motions

of defending Trump,

the defense team now faces a Senate approval

of allowing witnesses on the stand.

These witnesses that

The House Impeachment Managers will call

would be those who would declare that

Trump did not incite them

on a mere “peaceful” protest only

and not a door and glass-breaking riot.

After all, Trump is already disowning them

as a mob that he did not incite.

The quandary of the witnesses is actually

a Republican quandary,

The party is now being labeled as a white supremacist

fascist party by none other than the minority groups,

or those groups that actually voted down Trump.

As I said,

whatever happens, the damage has been done!

Unless the Republicans

 disentangle themselves

of Trump and his white supremacists,

the whole country will be thrown into a struggle

between the white supremacists

and the minorities.

The Republican Rigodon

And so, with no one sturdy shoulder to lean to,

the Republicans start a rigodon of no fixed partners.

it’s a shame.

The one leader they put up as President

messed up the country

and their pride, mostly,

when the Trump rioters went after them, too.

And now the infighting in the US Congress

has made the place more exciting to behold

than the brawling in the Japanese Diet.

The Republicans may need one clean,

sterilized somebody to raise the standard of unity.

Otherwise, a third political party may arise

from the melee.

(next : weapons)

Corn-pirazzione

i will throw you a curv-ini

hope you can catch it.

It will be in multi-linguini

and some of it is tabingi.

Some presidente I forget who,

is deadly-determinado to prove

le electione is kaput because he knows

it was rigged so he would win.

El vittorio bandera is supposed to be his

nada con duda,

Bringing to mind some certain Navalny,

despues being wined and dined en allemagna

but presently under le carabinieri for being

drunk with something ala morphini.

El peboretissimo amigo of both el presidente 

and Navalny whose name is Giuliani,

a name to ring Paganini’s La campanella

little bells on Three Kings Day of Enero,

the day of Combat,

comes out stronger than espresso

to sabe andale, andale a kapitolyo.

I do not know whether you can make heads or tails

of this script I just scribbled under the influence.

If it did, boy, you’re good!

 

Quo Vadis Republicans

Your party is sinking,

Republicans,

where do you go from here?

You have been duped.

You are made to believe that

the election was stolen

and you are not even told how?

Your inalienable ties with Trump

and the Aryan Supremacists

have stifled your tongues

and you look bewildered.

You have yet to realize that whatever

 vote you make 

on this second impeachment trial

will not change anything.

The important vote was in the

first impeachment trial

the result of which started the demise

of your party.

You should have your party renamed 

the Banana Republican Party

or more descriptively

the Nationalist Republican Party.

 

Can Trump Pardon Himself?

Referring to his upcoming

second impeachment trial,

Trump can pardon only a person who is guilty.

(by common sense)

Now, if he is found guilty by this trial,

he is impeached

and therefore he loses the presidency

and consequently his powers to pardon.

Get it?

Going Bananas

The Republican Party

may now be officially called

the Banana Republican Party.

Poor Losers

Rabble rousers

ugly Americans

make America  great

in riots and street protests.

Freedom of Expression

is their weapon.

Brown Shirts

is their uniform.

They have so much time on their hands.

They should work to harvest bananas

in July.

 

Heil!

America The Beautiful

 

America, The Beautiful

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!

 

I have yet to find in this hymn

the contribution that the American people

give to the beauty of America. 

Trump’s Disinfectant

It seems that they have misinterpreted,

and took out of context, 

what Trump is saying.

He was merely musing,

giving his opinion on what may help

in formulating a cure for Covid-19.

His mistake was—-he forgot to turn off the microphone

so that everybody thought he was giving the order to

make the cure using disinfectants.

The disinfectant is based on chlorine which kills the virus.

Chlorine kills any virus,

It also kills people.

Chlorine has to be modified and combined with other

chemicals to make it safe for people to take.

Sodium is the best chemical to combine with chlorine

because the product becomes salt, the common table salt.

But chlorine has to be modified further

to put into a person’s body to  kill viruses.

He was on the right track, though,

but he still has to make more tracks on this matter.

Now Trump is embattled,

fighting two fronts at one time.

One front is against the Covid-19,

a virtually unknown and uncontrollable virus.

The other front is against his own people,

who uses the Constitution as an excuse to be disobedient.

He is facing overwhelming numbers from all counts.

Russian Interference?

The US Intelligence,

whoever they may be,

claims that Russia is preparing

to help Trump get re-elected.

PREPOSTEROUS!

Putin knows

that if Trump gets re-elected,

whether with Russian interference

or none at all,

the Russia-Russia-Russia ignominy

will be pronounced louder than before.

Best production Award

And the award for best production goes to

The Republicans

for producing the monster

called GODZILLA

 


Joe Biden

Former US Vice-President Joe Biden

displays how much experience he has

that would make him eligible to

be nominated as Presidential candidate.

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