flodded Quebec

Aqua-Quebec

No sooner than newly-elected premier of Alberta,

Jason Kenney,

mentioned equalization payments to Mama’s Boy Quebec

than it premier replayed its French whines

and teary-eyed whimpers

of its being a have-not, budget dependent province,

adding that Alberta’s pipeline

is socially unacceptable.

While Albertans deem it socially acceptable

to offer Quebec its sentiments for its deluvial  problems,

anything further will not be factored

under equalization.