crime or prank?

U.S. Mail Bombs

Obviously an election gimmick!

Were I the one who sent these “bombs”,

I would send one to myself, too.

This is to divert suspicion that I was the one.

Of course the bombs will not explode.

If they did that would make me a criminal.

If they don’t explode,

then I am only a prankster, get it?

I get money from the pranks, though,

from every “bomb” I sent out.

Also, if I get caught,

and the possibilities are I will be caught,

I get money from every year

I am sentenced to prison.

(Good fiction, eh?