U.S. Mail Bombs
Posted by cool_ambo on October 25th, 2018 | Comments Off on U.S. Mail Bombs
Obviously an election gimmick!
Were I the one who sent these “bombs”,
I would send one to myself, too.
This is to divert suspicion that I was the one.
Of course the bombs will not explode.
If they did that would make me a criminal.
If they don’t explode,
then I am only a prankster, get it?
I get money from the pranks, though,
from every “bomb” I sent out.
Also, if I get caught,
and the possibilities are I will be caught,
I get money from every year
I am sentenced to prison.
(Good fiction, eh?