It Can Happen…

It can happen, eh?

That a medal will be struck by the international community

to be awarded to the best concept devised

to bring down Putin’s popularity.

The first prize medal will have embossed on it

a circular beef patty

fronted by two crisscrossed dill pickles.

The second prize medal will have on it

one circular beef patty.

And the Third prize medal will have on it

one dill pickle.

With this awards comes a free dinner ever month

of sheesh kebobs, dates, prune juice,

apples, breaded chicken and halal lamb.

This award is given only to Diplomats.

It can happen.

It can happen, eh?


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