Him’s wot we need around here—! he’s the Law West of the Pecos. Can’t say much about his brand of justice, ‘cepting it was swift as smoke from the barrel of a gun. This Jedge held court in a saloon in a county of Texas, but his executions were shore ’nuff satisfactory for the townsfolk, and he shore ’nuff kept the peace in that part of the west. No complaints from nobody was received since nobody was left to complain! Jedge Roy Bean– no justice denied here, no verdicts delayed!
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