Archive for November, 2013

Pacquiao in a Corner

 

Manny Pacquiao is set in a corner by the Bureau of Internal Revenue for, you guess it, non-payment of taxes.

I am sure that there has been a mistake, or rather, misunderstanding, or maybe misinterpretation.

Everybody knows that Manny would pay his taxes dutifully, but the BIR is not the Internal Revenue Sevice of the U.S.

There are still obligations to be met in the Philippines.

The standing rule between the U.S. and the Philippines, or for any other country for this matter, is thatr if Manny pays his taxes in the States for income in America, he does not have to pay Philippine taxes for this income. But then Manny has to specify amounts and specific data relevant to the income. Documents must be shown to prove such data. If Manny has lawyers or counsels to advise him about his tax dues, he should have fired them by now.

The BIR’s garnishment of Manny’s assets seem to be excessive in quantity and abusive in quality. It seems that just about everybody is getting head over heels over this minor matter. I say minor because Manny is ready to pay his dues. After all, he thought that he already paid his dues. One thing may be in order—the BIR must know exactly how much undeclared amounts he acquired before making any garnishment. The BIR must know exactly how much he owes to the penny. This amount should be recovered from the official returns submitted to the IRS. If the BIR starts garnishment proceedings against Manny with the amount in question,  then the BIR already has a copy of the returns submitted to the IRS. So what’s the “pasiklab” all about?

A lot of lawyers and counsels do not seem to know the way to process such a situation that Manny is in now. I’ve been observing the progress of this news over the media. It would have been best for Manny to request the American IRS to send a copy of Manny’s tax payments directly to the BIR. With the big amount that Manny has paid the IRS, I am sure that the IRS will accomodate him.

Any such relevant document that Manny will forward to the BIR by himself must carry the official seal of the IRS to prove authenticity.

Moral of the story : do not earn less money than the BIR can garnish from you!

 

 

Bizarre Cooking

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Huge Pile-Up

 

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Small Pile-Up

 

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Rhea Santos

 

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Andres At Bagumbayan

The Rayadillo General stopped himself to investigate the raucus caused by the neighing Peta and Pira way down back of the garetta. Peta had took a shine on the finely groomed Pira who had nothing to do with the Stinky old Peta. So she kicked him exactly where it should hurt.

With Grandfather and Isko separating the horses, the general took another drag on his American cigarette. It was getting dark and he might as well finish the story now, he thought, because next time he comes he will continue to translate for them Rizal’s second book. He then continued his narration…..

Andres At Bagumbayan

by Cool_Ambo

The thin, small eye doctor proceeded to the kitchen with gusto and, with the same ardor, vehemently worked the wooden batidor all the while telling me some jokes that I supposed were standard jokes from among his ilustrado friends in Europe. I did not laugh before he did though, because I could never know when he was serious or not. This man was serious in disposition, I once concluded, only to realize that it was worse. He was really a dreary, fate-beaten, gloomy man who appeared to be under the weather all the time. His glee that he exhibited for me were downright profound, though. He didn’t have many friends, that was for sure.

He glanced at me more than once through the doorway of the kitchen to perhaps keep the conversation going and to make sure that I didn’t depart early because he prepared for this occasion and that the milk had to be ladled in before it spoils.

And so, over the frothy and thick tsokolate espanol in tiny teacups, he talked about the firebrand, Andres. He saw this man first when he came in the church to hear mass, among other things. He was seated spread-eagled over half the length of the pew. When their eyes met. Rizal gave Andres a nod of hello for which Andres nodded back in a bow. The Cura saw them nod at each other, nods which may have been interpreted as an approval of a scheduled secret meeting. The priest knew about Andres’ secret group and, at this instance, he now deduced that Rizal was in on it too, particularly when he saw both of them after mass talking to each other.

Andres introduced himself to Rizal after the mass, declaring his amenities and respect for Rizal and recalling the two books that Rizal wrote. Both had mutual respect for each other, the doctor recounts, but he did not join Andres’ secret group.

Rizal described Andres as a hyperactive person who could not stay seated for long without fidgeting. He had to pace around to burn anxiety. He appeared to be very clean as if a daily bath was a habit, or diving for pearls was an occupation. He was built well and had the makings of a bull pulling a plow. At any rate, Rizal confided in me that he told Andres of his fear that a carnage would follow should there be a revolution now, to which Andres replied what would happen will happen. With this in mind, Rizal declined to speak to the secret group of Andres.

Several meetings followed this. Sometimes they met in church, at the dalampasigan, tiangge, anywhere but this his place of business where we were. This is being watched I was sure of this, which is why he wrapped the two books he gave me with red Chinese paper, the kind they wrap rice cakes with. In these meetings, Rizal told Andres what to tell his group as if Rizal was speaking to the group, and he told me he was glad of the news that the group was getting bigger with some distinguished and educated people joining. He was assured that the group would have some capable people to take over and run the government should it fall. And this was probably the main reason for the tsokolate espanol celebration, and the jokes. But that evening was delightful despite the fact that we had to be suspicious of every sounds of hob-nailed boots from the outside walk.

The next time I saw Dr. Jose Rizal was not the best of times. He had his elbows tied together behind his back while marching between two rows of guardia civiiles towards a spot in Bagumbayan.

As they marched past me, I peered thru the line of people and waved the red wrapping paper at him. He smiled as he recognized me and smiled. He remembered the red chinese paper snd nodded his head a number of times. He was elated to know that I have read the books and that I have agreed to retell it to the people. And then he saw what I thought was the figure of Andres at the opposite row of the crowd. There were some peop;le with him who looked as restless and as anxious as Andres, who suddenly barged through the crowd as if grimly waiting for a signal from the doctor. Rizal did not nod this time. he shook his head, instead, with more vigor the second and the third time around. With a pouted mouth, he pointed towards his shoe which he appeared to be shaking off the dust. Andres gave him a questioning stare. But Rizal might have been giving Andres a clue that there is something hidden in his shoe, most probably the Order of Battle for the revolution. The Lieutenant of the firing squad came up to see what is holding up the march. And thusly did Andres and his men fade away towards their boats.

The doctor declined his blindfold. The Teniente refused to make him face the firing squad. At the last moment, though, the doctor spun around to receive the shots at the front.

At that precise moment, the General stopped to appraise the impact of his last sentence to his audience. Some were heard sobbing. More so because the night was upon them and that their faces could not be recognized. The coughs are still distinctive, only that their faces are distinguished only from the light of their balulang cigarettes when they puff. The hush was also the cue for Isko to harness Peta to the calesa. It also gave the General the time to comment on Andres. He said that Andres possessed a splendid physique and a magnetic personality which was so commanding that when Andres says ‘tara na’ to his men the General finds himself preparing to go for no reason at all.

Andres would charge a rampart with or without men following him, ignoring any effort to restrain him from doing so. Such a big heart for battle earned him full adoration from his men. But he did go against the level-headed tactics of the other generals. There were disagreements all around, and when finally he realized that to win battles military tactics are needed. This he knew little about. The time that he gave in and followed the orders of the other generals was about the time when he was brought down.

Tragic, very tragic, decried the Rayadillo General.

Somebody handed the General a lit cigarette and he took a drag from it. Too late, he smoked a balulang! And so he started to cough hard, even harder as he climbed Isko’s calesa, up to the time that the calesa rounded the bend, a cough here, a spit there—clearly audible from the garetta, peopled with faces dimly-lit from cigarette embers.

And as the cacophony of sounds faded into the distance, the General’s coughings gradually merged contrapuntal with the clippity-clop-clippity-clop of the horse of Isko, Peta.

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Luane Dy

 

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Vicky Morales

 

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Dyan Castillejos

 

Sportscaster

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Nicola Crosbie

Weather Forecaster

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Stripes

 

My favorite color : Stripes!

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Pinky Webb

 

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Pia Arcangel

 

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Manny Pacquiao Wins

 

What was supposed to be a prizefight turned out to be a Mexican bullfight

with Manyy as the matador.

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Carole Anne Devaney

 

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No Party, No Money….

 

The Supreme Court of the Philippines has ruled that the Pork Barrel System of distributing funds is unconstitutional, citing to the effect that its practice exerts undue influence towards the recipient/s of tunds.

What did I tell you, eh?

I would have called this system differently. I would have called it the

 

No-party-no-money system

By then, it would be self-explanatory.

Slow Snow Removal

 

The total amount of snow dumped on Edmonton was 10 cm.

Snow removal by the city was slow this time around.

But there is a reason for this. The new city administration, headed by the newest and youngest Mayor ever, Don Iveson, envisions the city to skimp and save on things.

The snow removal crew this year are not employees of the city but are actually on contract with the city.

If the crew were employed by the city, they get paid even if there is no snow to be removed. The crew which is now on contract will get paid only as agreed in the contract. This saves the city money. Good logic.

Shades of Rob Ford, I hope Mayor Don Iveson is not in to smoking crack. We aim to keep him.

By the way, the snow removal crew worked my neighborhood only today, Tuesday, removing the snow which fell on Friday.

They did a very, very good job, though. They may take a longer time to do it, but they are not necessarily slow.

 

Tessanne Chin

 

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James Wolpert

 

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Rosemary Barton

 

Only one dimple for Rosemary.

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Death Toll : 4000

 

The Yolanda death toll is coming close to 4000, mostly in the City of Tacloban.

This gives rise to the question as to whether the City of Tacloban followed the President’s call for preparedness.

Also, which of the procedures were not followed.

An investgation is to follow reagarding the answers to these questions.

Missing Canadians

 

The people here in Canada have given donations  for the Yolanda victims

to the tune of $40 million.

Presently, 17 canadians are still missing after Yolanda struck.

Would the Filipinos find some goodness in their hearts

to make the effort to find out

what happened to these Canadians?

A whole lot of people here are anxious to know.

The Canadian Embassy may be able to provide you with their names.

Please!

Rhea Santos

 

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More Help

 

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Debt of Gratitude

Overwhelming was the onslaught of super typhoon Yolanda.

Equally overwhelming, however, is the unselfish succor and aid

provided by the international community.

The people of the Philippines do consider this help

as a debt of gratitude.

Know ye, therefore, people of the world,

that the people of the Philippines intend to repay such a debt

and will do so in all honesty and fervor in the future.

Ask then, people of the world, for anything

from the people of the Philippines, and it shall be done,

whether it be impossible or not.

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