Archive for June, 2011

Mariz Umali

 

Mariz Umali

Zen Hernandez

 

Zen Hernandez

Nina Corpuz

 

Nina Corpuz

Bernadette Sembrano

 

Bernadette Sembrano

Same-sex Marriage

 

Same-sex Marriage

 

There is no such thing as same-sex marriage, or even same-sex union for that matter.

Nuts and bolts fasten beautifully together. This is what we may call a union.

Bolts do not go together with other bolts, and one can go nuts trying to fasten nuts to other nuts.

A male coupling with another male may be likened to the pairing of two bolts and four nuts. No union there.

 

Heterosexuals, or people of different sexes, have been patient with the demonstrations of homosexuals regarding what they term as sexual preferences. These have been ignored and dismissed as oddities, so much so that the homos are getting carried away. They misinterpret the lack of concern by the heteros as an approval of their scandalous exhibitions.

The homos are free to do what they want. This is free country, as long as they do not infringe on the freedom of the others. They chose to call their same sex coupling as marriage.

Now they have gone too far. The term marriage is, for the heterosexuals, a sacred undertaking with strict unalterable requirements and solemn rites. It appears that by calling their same sex couplings as marriage, the homos have chosen to disregard the requirements of marriage and at the same time attempt to stay within the confines of marriage by retaining the solemn rites of marriage. It is as if the homos have chosen to abandon the heterosexual group while striving with tooth and nail to belong to the same group. What-the-hey, they threw away the cake and now they want the icing!

It would have been easier for everybody concerned had the homosexuals established their  own religion, you know, like Henry VIII or Brigham Young? By then they could call their partnering anything they want.

Of course, religion or no religion, the gays and the lesbians still have to prove that their genders are the third and fourth genders in existence.

 

Michael Turco

 

Michael Turco

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Snap Boogie

 

Snap Boogie

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Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr.

 

Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr.

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Connie Sison

 

Connie Sison

Jennifer Ward

 

OK, I give up. I can’t locate Jennifer Ward.

You’ve got to tell me where to find her.

Rhea Santos

 

Rhea Santos

it’s a girl!  if so, here goes  Song of My Life.mp3  for the girl.

Julia Clarete

Julia Clarete

Saida Diola

 

Saida Diola

 Miss Henya

WBZ, Boston

 

Paula Ebben and Melissa Mack

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Water Hyacinth

 

Water Hyacinth

Commonly called Water Lily, this water-borne plant has become a very serious problem in the country. It clogs the waterways and causes floods and fish kills.

The Water Hyacinth, description and management.

This above-captioned url describes exhaustively this Water Hyacinth and provides methods to get rid of it.

By biological means, two species of moths and two species of weevils are available for transplantation to the country.

Mulching with tractor-run mulchers on boats or dredgers may do, but this method is inadvisable because the mulched products will be blown towards the shore, or back towards the water it came from.

Not many shores are suitable to accomodate the mulched plants. Putting the mulched mass back on the water will just deoxygenate the water and will cause fish kills.

These are solutions to the water hyacinth problem. Just remember that water hyacinth thrives on stagnant water. It will not be a problem if it is carried towards the sea. Salt kills the plant.

Also, a combined dredger-mulcher with the cutting blades situated at the ship’s fore may be designed specially for this purpose, and serviced by container boats.

Suzi Abrera

 

Suzi Abrera

If you see a grin wider than this, please let me know!

Restoring Virginity

 

Or ; ” How To Cheat On Your Fiance”

Laurie Brown

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Marcelito Pomoy, Jr.

 

Marcelito Pomoy, Jr.

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B4

 

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Pia Arcangel

 

Pia Arcangel

Commotion in Boston

 

There is a statewide, even countrywide, commotion in Boston.

The FBI finally caught Whitey Bulger, a very much sought-after criminal.

One could almost believe that, with the noise the event has created, Boston might be starting another Tea party!

And tea-drinking is not even a fad in Boston nowadays.

Korina Sanchez

 

Korina Sanchez

Iya Villania

 

Iya Villania

Bad News Bears

 

We should know how to read between the lines.

When a President announces unceremoniously that some of his cabinet members bring him the bad news without providing the solution for it, the President is just making a reply to the criticisms about his having shooting range buddies.

If you are still unable to read between these lines of mine, go get somebody else to draw you a picture.

‘Cause I won’t!

Pinky Webb

 

Pinky Webb