Grin and Share It

Korean Fireworks

I heard tell

that Kim Jong Un fired a rocket

across the bow of Japan.

It must be something I said about

him being ignored by his Asian neighbors.

But I must say this last shot still won’t do

to get Asian attention.

He must arm these rockets with something

that explodes and light up the sky.

You know, something like Chinese firecrackers

that make like fireworks in July?

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4 Missiles For Guam

Say what?

Four Nokor Missiles for Guam?

Armed with what,

bean sprouts?:

 

North Korean Missiles

These missiles as fired

all appeared to be shooting up fast

and unguided.

This may mean that they do not have a guidance system installed

making the lighter so they come up that fast.

they also do not have a payload.

And since North Korea can fire missiles in succession

within a short period of time

these missiles are just in the form

of fuel and shell.

either they have missiles being shipped from somewhere outside

or they have found a Wehrner von Braun

to supervise the project.

It is good to know that North Korea fires missiles

at short intervals of time,

because by then we would know that Kim Jong Un

has not started to stockpile missiles

with guidance systems and with nuclear payloads.

for the meantime

let him play with his rockets.

Be afraid if he stops firing his missiles.

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Molly Line

Molly Line

Fox News

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The White House Minions

The minions in the White House are Trump’s.

And they are starting to bump against each other.

The media reporters love the new atmosphere

which is resembling that of chaos.

The White House conducted the briefing

today with the cameras on.

And the Press Corps responded by refraining

from asking any question about Russia.

They appear to be distracted by AG Jeff Sessions

and Communications Director

Anthony IL Ducci.

Man

 

Trudeau in American Wish List

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Just Rolled in from a Stone is the idea

that the Americans wish for Canadian Prime Minister

Justin Trudeau to be their President.

Fat Chance!

We ain’t giving him up!

The only way you can have him is by kidnapping him,

and if that happens,

Canada will start building fighter jets

for the Russians,

who actually are hankering

for Canadian beef and pork and Tim Horton.

All kidding aside,

as if I were kidding,

They just don’t have anybody that young and good looking

to put up as President.

It’s the weather!

It makes people grow old and wrinkly faster than necessary!

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(remember that Obamacare is simply a mangled Canadian Health care!)

Kimberly Guilfoyle

One of the Five

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China

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649 Results

2-5-10-11-27-39- bonus 48

Yikes!

My first glance hit the number 10.

My second glance hit the number 27.

These 22 numbers were not supposed to hit any number.

Worse, my third glance hit 2,11, and 48.

Moral of the story—-do not do the third glance.

But I can’t help it if she were worth more glances than two.

Particularly when I am watching from behind.

If I do this from where she can see me

she might get the idea that I am hitting on her.

Consequently she will start scanning herself

to determine exactly the points that I have been observing.

All kidding aside now

I will put out only two glances this time

on the Canadian Lottomax.

If this works out well, my glances

should work on any lottery.

First Glance—-9, 1, 2, 25, 5, 21, 45, 19, 43, 6, 35, 42

Second Glance—-3, 11, 37, 41, 22, 15, 18, 23

These total 20 numbers

leaving you 29 numbers to choose from.

Whittle  them further down

and use your hunches as a filter.

At least 29 numbers are easier to wheel than 49.

As for me, I am going for 16 numbers.

If I win you will be the foist tp know how I did it!

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Multiple Health Care Choices

They want you to believe

that multiple selections of health care services

would reduce the cost.

Now that is stooooopid!

Unless the cost of EACH health service is reduced

the total cost of service will still be the same—expensive.

Furthermore, anytime some middle companies;

like PRIVATE, profit-making insurance companies;

are inserted

the price will be increased by the amount that

the private insurance companies decide.

Now, the  health insurance service that will be managed

by the government is logically

and practically cheaper

for the simple reason that it will provide health care

without the profit motive.

If the health care  ends up with profit-making companies

mandated to manage it

would that not be exactly the thing that the Democrats want?

 

Important to note—–health care provided by the government

do offer no choice of health services

because it actually offers ALL THE SERVICES

in one lump and at a cheaper price.

You may never know exactly which health service

you will need in the future.

By the way, the choice of health service has never been enumerated.

Let us not mislead the immigrants!

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Prom Night

PROM NIGHT

By cool_ambo

Always have I given the excuse that I was drunk when caught with my pants down, and that I never knew what I was doing.

But I’ve always maintained for myself that I was fully aware of what I did, after I did it, particularly on this night, which was Rachel’s prom night.

Next year was to be my prom. This year was hers. This gave me the more reason to accept the invitation to escort her for the prom night.

The punch that was laid out this year was a bit too strong for me, although I must admit that I could not compare it to another punch mixed on another year since this was my first time to go to a prom. I have seen the chaps replace each cup drained from the bowl with another swig of pure Gilbeys gin. The punch got more intoxicating every time. Consequently, Rachel had to drive us home in her dad’s car as I wasn’t that much good to drive.

And there I was, staring at her eyes, her body pinning me to the front of the fridge, with that shrill voice over the radio blaring down over our heads……..

There’s a line between love and fascination

That’s hard to see on an evening such as this,

For they both give the very same sensation,

When you’re lost in the magic of a kiss,

Your lips are much too close to mine,

Beware…….

…..this wasn’t helping the situation any. So I reached over my head and turned the radio off, only to find her arms deliberately tightening around my waist, and her auburn hair sticking a few curls through my nostrils.

“Suave!,” I said, “Mom uses this on her hair, too, and I never got used to the oily scent.”

She looked up to me again, and that’s when I felt a needle sticking through my shirt. So I reached around and with some deft maneuvering through the cramped spaces on my chest, proceeded to unpin the exotic blossom which I put on her strapless several hours earlier. Removing this flower was the general purpose we were in that position anyway. I was supposed to stick the flower inside the fridge when these new developments came about.

I fumbled with the gown and flower. All the while she had her eyes fixed on me, diligently reading what I had in mind at that moment. I really didn’t want to tell her exactly what I had in mind but she cornered me in front of the fridge so I did not really have to say it. I could say, though, that this situation for me is what you may call getting lucky!

I took my time unpinning the corsage, a move which she saw through my ploy. She asked in the most straightforward manner she could under such a circumstance, “Aren’t you putting more hands than necessary on that flower?” From the seriousness of the stare she gave me, I realized that the question she asked posed more of a dare than a don’t, or whatever. I tried to read between the lines but there were no more lines to read. Besides, I realized then and there the reason why women prefer men who wear neckties……so that they can pull the man’s head down to theirs.

And as she pulled me down by my tie, I pulled her up by the chin. We ended up under the table. There was so much dinner mess on top the table that we ended up under the table. The floor must have been cold. She didn’t complain. So I never asked.

In the subsequent months that completed the summer of that year, I learned that this sort of thing could be done under trees, in park benches, in back seats, in passenger seats, in driver’s seats, in trunks, in garages, and in any number of places fit for clandestine making-dos. Never have I heard anybody mention doing it under the table in front of a fridge. Yes sir, she taught me all I know, my cousin Rachel, and she has seen to it that I remember every lesson well.

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Barcelona

Peruvian Street musicians

playing Zamfir’s The Lonely Sheperd in Barcelona.

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The Lonely Sheperd.mpg

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G-20 Side Orders

G-20 Side Orders,

I mean, talks

I imagine Syria will be partitioned,

and have another election

which Assad will win again, anyhow.

Israel will get into the picture,

like a snapshot!

A long shot guess would be

the suspension of

the Russia-Nokor railway.

Missiles?

The question may come up

about whether North Korea is merely

a testing ground for missiles

built from other countries.

Forget about China—-

it has its own lesson plan

on North Korea

and Taiwan.

Vodka and napoleons?

No secret on these!

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I won!

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I won!

Yeah?

Solar Panel Wall

HAH!

repeat—HAH!

While this is a good idea

This will be a stupid decision.

It is impractical.

Now, think of the construction and design first

before you make the decision.

Afterwards, I will call you people stupid

if you start building it!

And tell you why you are stupid!

Why fiddle when Rome burns?

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Kimberly Guilfoyle

Oh Shucks!

This view is the wrong one for me!

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You guys would agree with me

that if you want to review a woman’s charms

with an exhaustive scrutiny,

the best angle is from behind

when you are trailing her.

No perversion here please;

but in my case,

I would look at her

from hair to sole,

with full powers of observation,

upon her twin alternately moving intra-stuctures

which provide her upper body

with both support and locomotion.

But as I said,

this is the wrong angle.

Nevertheless….

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Julie Banderas

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This gal is good.

And I am not referring only

to her good looks!

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Governor Mike Huckabee

One Lucky Guy this Governor Mike Huckabee

for being the only with a comprehensive understanding

of what ails the GOP Health Care Bill.

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Mike Huckabee.mp4

It appears, though, that

he has a good grasp of the Canadian Health Care

and how it works.

This video shows a part of the Canadian Health Care.

Come to think of it

for him to know that much

he must be a Canadian!

NAH!

He is not that good looking to be a Canadian.

But he’s close, he’s close…

so there…

Sandra in Red

Sandra In Red

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Sandra Smith

Red is not my preferred color.

But I guess I have to look in to this matter

more closely from now on.

I wouild refrain from looking straight into those eyes.

For reasons that I might do something that would

get me charged for misdemeanor as a consequence.

(I probably would be more manageable

with blue, or green, or yellow, or…ah heck!)

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The White House Tape

I half-told you that there was none.

But if you really want to know what transpired

in the private mano-a-mano conversation

between Trump and Comey,

I will tell you now.

But since I was not there, and am not privy to the talk,

you will have to consider my words

as FAKE  NEWS.

Trump asked Comey

about the progress of the Clinton email investigation,

and that he considers this investigation

more important than the Flynn investigation,

who is a good person, anyway.

When Comey said he could not continue with the email investigation,

Trump decided to follow some consensus to get rid of Comey,

and so he fired Comey.

Now, did I guess right,

or did I guess right!

 

Come Together

Speaker Paul Ryan’s call—-

COME  TOGETHER,mp3

We hope both parties heard this call…

(all hands hold the rope..)

FOX NEWS

This is an American cable network which,

against tv media network tradition,

has started fielding exceptionally attractive

lady anchors

and who are,

among other things,

far from being flat-chested.

OOOOPS!

I most probably will have to put up

some of their photos here

depending on how they look .

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Danny Kaye Conducts

Danny Kaye conducts at the Lincoln center.

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The Commencement Speech

The Trump speech at the Coast Guard Commencement Exercises

did not mention anything about FBI and lackluster Comey,

giving the impression that the news about

the whole thing

is irrelevant.

Interestingly enough, a lot of Trump’s adversaries

are mostly women.

(mamma mia!)

Under Siege

This website of mine

http://coolambo.ca

is under attack

by you guess who?

There are now feelers to close this site.

It must be something I said,

EH?

I am pretty sure this attack is not being done by the Russians, yes?