Grin and Share It

Chrystia Freeland =Pain In The Neck

Trump has now singled out Freeland

as difficult to negotiate with.

Holy Smokes!

The little lady is now famous

in that she has got into Trump’s goat!

(Damn the torpedoes,

slow down a bit

Yehey)

(applause, applause)

Whatever it is that Trump secretly wants,

Canada will never allow any private corporation

excepting that which is owned primarily

by Canadians.

(thumb on the nose)

The China Collusion

From all that is happening now

I will not be surprised if the over-acting Trump

compels Rosenstein to appoint

another Special Counsel

to investigate the China Collusion.

This would be about

diverting the sale of Soya beans

to Iran.

Stupid Nafta Demands

There is no such thing as a free trade agreement

which is laced with tariffs!

Canadians will  never agree to a trade mediation

presided by American judges only.

Canadians will never agree with

the intimidating end-the-agreement clause

at any time the US wants to.

Canadians will never agree to be a dumping ground

of goods that the US has to throw away as waste.

Canadians will never get its Canada First Policy

behind the America First Policy.

Tariffs will never supplant America’s lost revenues.

If America wants to have the trade deal with Mexico,

then it should.

If America believes that Nafta is stalled because of  Canada,

hey, Nafta was going great before America started

tweaking it for more money.

If America believes that Canada is stalling,

hey, Canada would rather wait for another

less bullying American government,

EH?

(So, lay on MacDough, er, MacDuff!)

Thicker Smokescreen

It is getting funnier

as the Western Foreign Policies

keep getting setback after setbacks.

The Brexit problem,

the WMD Mea Culpa of Tony Blair,

the Novichok affair,

the impending elimination of American influence

in the Middle East,

the uncontrolled exodus of immigrants

to Europe,

the North Korean stalemate,

the backfiring of the tariffs,

Ukraine not joining Europe,

the effort to debunk the US currency,

the neutralization of the effects of American sanctions,

and the cold shoulder treatment of the

American approach to negotiations,

all but make the smokescreen darker.

The Western coalition is in a panic mode

as the West try to divert attention

from their problems.

The West is still convinced

that the world thinks Russia is the enemy.

But what else can they blame Russia for now?

The snowfall?

Come to think of it……

I do suspect that Putin has given instructions

to the GRU to lace the snow

falling on the West

with  mind-numbing chemicals

like VODKA.

(hooray, hic)

Hard On The Budget

Definitely,

portly-tively,

overdue for sanctioning.

Wrong Side of The Road

I asked the cop who flagged me down,

“What’s the charge?”

He said I was doing fifty.

“The speed limit here is fifty, no?”

I asked him again.

“Yes Sir,” he replied,

“but not if you do it backwards!”

That figures.

I was wondering why he was parked

on the wrong side of the road!

Return Of The Prohibition

Canada legalizes Pot.

And Trump reinstalls the Prohibition,

this time against pot,

not liquor.

Yehey!

Life again becomes more exciting

what with Canadians devising innovative ways

to get the pot across

like mini subs along the Great Lakes

or low-flying drones.

Heheheheheheheheheheh!

More good material for the writers of fiction

like Dick Tracy, eh?

(try putting tariffs on pot)

Barbara Serra

Barbara Serra

Dimples

How To Cure Hyperactivity

These fitness rooms are open 24/7

in Singapore.

No bodyguards allowed!

Putin’s Girlfriend?

Holy Smokes!

Where do they get these specimens?

No Trade Changes

This meeting with the Chinese Trade Delegation

produced no decisive results.

It looks like Trump does not win today.

Let me guess what was discussed.

Trump is desperately after the repatriation

of the US greenbacks that China has

oodles.

He also wants,

and declares publicly,

that the China-US trade is lopsided

and has produced a huge deficit on the US.

He also argues that China steals US secrets,

a fact which he cannot sadly produce positive proof.

Tariffs on Chinese exports to the US was discussed

for which the Chinese replied that tariffs would also

be imposed on American goods.

Since America buys more than vice versa,

the Americans will tend to spend more

plus the prices will be higher as the

tariffs will have to be added to the

market price.

The Americans would have insisted that

the Chinese pay in USD

for which the Chinese would have insisted that

the Americans pay in Yuan

but the Americans have less Yuan

than the Chinese have USD.

Besides the Yuan is less in value than the USD.

The Americans would have insisted that the Chinese make up

their deficit by buying $200 billion more in

American goods for which the Chinese agreed

if and only if the American goods are cheaper

or at least have the same price as other

international sellers.

So the cornered Americans can only say

that they will have to put this trade discussions

for sometime in the future.

Making a deal is an art.

making a winning trade deal

takes more brains than art!

(curses, foiled again!)

The Joke’s On Mueller

Special Counsel Mueller indicted Russians

as regards his collusion investigation.

Nobody expected the Russians to come

and answer the accusations.

I didn’t, too.

Mueller most probably did not expect them to come.

But the Russians did come,

and asked the judge

what the heck are they accused of.

It appears that Mueller & company

did not prepare to prosecute,

simply because they did not expect 

the Russians to come.

Now Mueller & company are stalling.

as if they could come up with

something to prosecute with.

Stalling.mp4

(This was the best laugh I had for the week)

Sanction Confusion

They must have sorted out the confusion

on the US sanctions.

This confirms that this country

presently called

the United States of America

can now be called

the United Sanctions of America

for more reasons than one.

The Nerve….

Unabashedly again,

the UK PM,

and whomever is with her ruling party,

refuses to apologize

for the grand and allegedly intentional

diplomatic error in their judgement.

Sergei and Yulia Skripal are now recovering

from what the UK shamefully broadcasted

as Russian poisoning of these patients.

Ye Olde Nerve!

So many times the UK cried wolf.

Who would believe them now?

I guess there will be no negotiations now

for Gazprom to reduce its gas prices

towards the Eu countries

as what the objective was.

As a result

England and Wales will now be

increasingly dependent of Irish oil.

This is exactly the moment

when Irish eyes are smiling!

Congregational FIFA Girl

Confraternal FIFA Girl

Controversial

Conventional

Convent Trained

Convent Expelled

Ye Olde Chemo Trickee

The UK again unabashedly announced

that Russia was responsible for the poisoning

of former double spies mother and daughter.

No proof was presented, of course,

not even the effort to find one.

This chemical attack is used as a ploy

by the English to create diversion

and to drum up political support.

It’s been used against Hussein

and Assad.

It’s a stale ploy

and  it had its laughs already.

Better for Theresa may

to stick to the

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe sip.

This has a more elegant ring to it!

The Thaw

 

Really now,

the thing that started the thaw

is Trump’s retort about

the “bigger button”

 

The Thaw.mp4

 

Remember that for an oriental,

the biggest strength

is his sense of humour,

and his weakest resistance

comes from a joke.

Let Trump therefore bring his big button with him.

And make it sound with a fart when pressed.

And lo, all things wild and wonderful

will come with a fart!

(To Trump goes the honor of starting this fart, I mean, this thaw)

Arianny Celeste

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With a body like this

its a fat chance that she will hold a banner for Me Too.

That’s for sure.

And it would be dead certain that,

harassment or no harassment,

Me too, or no Me Too,

I would go for her,

hook, line and winker.

She does not need any sexual harassment

to get whatever she wants.

NO?

smiley3

Canada Gold

gold055

 

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