Grin and Share It

Dancing Bird

 

Dancing Bird.mp4

Quebec’s Mea Culpa

SO!

The French guy Blanchet

seeks to come to Alberta to talk to Kenny.

What for? Mea Culpa?

Is he coming to refund all the oil money Quebec received from Alberta?

Is he coming to stop the Province from removing the French language

from the Alberta curriculum?

Is he coming to ask to join the Premier’s meeting?

Is he coming to ask Alberta not to defer the equalization payment?

Or is he coming for a look see at what Alberta grog tastes like?

Whatever his reason is, he should remember to speak in English!

(Maybe he just realized that somebody squealed that Quebec

had surplus budgets in all those years

that this province received equalization payments claiming

it was a have-not province.)

To Each His Own

The Wild Rose must remain

with the sun and the rain

or its lovely promise won’t come true.

To Each His Own

I found my own

and my own is mine.

If a flame is to grow

there must be some fuel

To open each door there’s a key

I need you I know

I can’t let you go

your oil means too much to me.

More lips must insist

that you cannot wexit,

(ah heck! you know what it’s meant).

American Convoy Fired Upon.

Turkish troops fired upon an American convoy.

The Americans are maybe making the effort

to resupply the Kurdish troops in Syria.

Or maybe that was a test patrol

for a look-see if they are still “untouchable”.

All Hands On Deck

After the Austerity Budget is drummed in

the call to assemble resounds

all over the Alberta ship—-

“All hands on deck,

all hands on deck.

We are in for a blow.

Lash the riggings.

Lower the sails.

Clear the masts.

Avast  ye  swabs,

batten down the hatches,

 make ready the pumps.

For Heaven’s sake

pass the grog!”

(hic)

 

Commando Cat

It’s the same RCMP-trained dog.

This time he is up against the Commando Cat!

RCMP Trained

I was referring to the dog!

Female Athletes

Female Athlete 1

 

 

Female Athlete 2

 

 

Female At Sleep

The Playing Nun

(no Sally Field here…)

New Kid On The Block

From Jerwin and Teth

comes a new kid on the block.

“Now where the heck did I put that bottle?”

Heat Wave?

What heat wave?

We even had a hailstorm last night

that broke some windshields around these parts.

In truth I still have not found a good enough reason

to turn my heaters off.

French Toast

The people of France

is experiencing some heat wave for the moment

giving rise to more jovial family gatherings

at breakfast time

that offers the lasting favorite

of French Toasts

For The Effort

This one does not have any future

in singing.

 

She does deserve an A-Plus, however,

for the effort.

Only for the effort.

Sembrano1.mpg

Heat Wave

Now Mama’s Boy Quebec is having a heat wave.

Knowing les people there,

they would blame this on carbon emissions

and not the fact that a lot of them

have just forgotten

to turn off their furnace heaters!

 

Socially Unacceptable, eh?

Adinah

Rolando

 

Rolando.mpg

Osang R.

Osang.mpg

Vatican Special

Sharpshooter’s Toilet

Communal Toilet

Blackmailer……

Hokay!

I do not have to put up the name/names

of who the black-emailer is.

It has been taken cared of, most probably.

I may give you hints, however,

this email was sent to my email address

using the very same email address.

Thru the wordpress comments that I received,

a url of a porno website was being pushed,

(which I subsequently ignored because of a warning

from my internet security of a “potentially harmful contents”)

and at the same time the free download  Google browser was offered,

(which I snubbed because a bad experience I had with that browser).

That wordpress comment I eventually trashed

and thusly did this black email came about.

My suspicions are strengthened when I also refused

an offer from an outfit that purportedly protects intrusions

to the webservers of webhosting companies.

The events that are now obtaining

would have confirmed my suspicions

that this matter have been taken cared of.

Funny but if I had registered to that porno url

the blackmailer would have realized that I keep

my documents in external drives and his efforts would

have been futile.

Anyway, I do not watch porno movies anymore because

these are not as good and as  instructional

as those put out before.

But yes, one could learn a lot from those techniques.

If you ask me, if some particular men that we know of

watched these movies before they went exploriating around,

they would not have been in so much legal trouble now

and that there never would have arose this Me Too Movement.

And I would still unabashedly raise the banner of

Up-The-Satisfied-Women.

Zayda

Black eMail

This blackmailing email was received purporting

that I watch porno movies.

Who, me? Watch porno movies?

Who doesn’t?

Me too, eh!

(I will tell you who the sender is on next post)

Fierce Finnish Soldier

How can anyone pick a fight with

one who has such fierceness in her eyes?

I would gladly lay down my arms in surrender

and gleefully use my arms instead!

(Momma Mia!)

Confidence

Confidence

and the pleasure of competing

should remove any form

of nervousness.