Grin and Share It

Plane-demic

Separate hospitals are being built for these planes

which are infected by the coronavirus.

Geri’s Game

 

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Marcelino Pan Y Vino

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Pablito Calvo

 played the role of Marcelino in the screen adaptation of “The Miracle of MarcelinobyJose Ma. Sanchez Silva.

This is the story of a baby who was found in front of the gates of a monastery. The monks reared him up after nobody in town would like to accept him as an orphan.

When he was six years old, his curiosity led him to the attic to see the Crucified Christ. Later on Marcelino brought this man on the cross some food and wine which were of course pilfered from the monastery kitchen.

To make the story short, the man on the cross granted Marcelino’s wish which was to see his mother. And right from the very eyes of the eavesdropping monks, the man on the cross sent Marcelino to heaven.

San Marcelino Pan Y Vino

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Another Cold Spell

Too cold again for Edmonton.

Minus 35 degrees .

It is so cold here that the horses are unable to move

before they are thawed out

by turning some hair dryers on them.

Where the heck is the promised global warming?

 

Roasting Bob Hope

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Dancing Bird

 

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Quebec’s Mea Culpa

SO!

The French guy Blanchet

seeks to come to Alberta to talk to Kenny.

What for? Mea Culpa?

Is he coming to refund all the oil money Quebec received from Alberta?

Is he coming to stop the Province from removing the French language

from the Alberta curriculum?

Is he coming to ask to join the Premier’s meeting?

Is he coming to ask Alberta not to defer the equalization payment?

Or is he coming for a look see at what Alberta grog tastes like?

Whatever his reason is, he should remember to speak in English!

(Maybe he just realized that somebody squealed that Quebec

had surplus budgets in all those years

that this province received equalization payments claiming

it was a have-not province.)

To Each His Own

The Wild Rose must remain

with the sun and the rain

or its lovely promise won’t come true.

To Each His Own

I found my own

and my own is mine.

If a flame is to grow

there must be some fuel

To open each door there’s a key

I need you I know

I can’t let you go

your oil means too much to me.

More lips must insist

that you cannot wexit,

(ah heck! you know what it’s meant).

American Convoy Fired Upon.

Turkish troops fired upon an American convoy.

The Americans are maybe making the effort

to resupply the Kurdish troops in Syria.

Or maybe that was a test patrol

for a look-see if they are still “untouchable”.

All Hands On Deck

After the Austerity Budget is drummed in

the call to assemble resounds

all over the Alberta ship—-

“All hands on deck,

all hands on deck.

We are in for a blow.

Lash the riggings.

Lower the sails.

Clear the masts.

Avast  ye  swabs,

batten down the hatches,

 make ready the pumps.

For Heaven’s sake

pass the grog!”

(hic)

 

Commando Cat

It’s the same RCMP-trained dog.

This time he is up against the Commando Cat!

RCMP Trained

I was referring to the dog!

Female Athletes

Female Athlete 1

 

 

Female Athlete 2

 

 

Female At Sleep

The Playing Nun

(no Sally Field here…)

New Kid On The Block

From Jerwin and Teth

comes a new kid on the block.

“Now where the heck did I put that bottle?”

Heat Wave?

What heat wave?

We even had a hailstorm last night

that broke some windshields around these parts.

In truth I still have not found a good enough reason

to turn my heaters off.

French Toast

The people of France

is experiencing some heat wave for the moment

giving rise to more jovial family gatherings

at breakfast time

that offers the lasting favorite

of French Toasts

For The Effort

This one does not have any future

in singing.

 

She does deserve an A-Plus, however,

for the effort.

Only for the effort.

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Heat Wave

Now Mama’s Boy Quebec is having a heat wave.

Knowing les people there,

they would blame this on carbon emissions

and not the fact that a lot of them

have just forgotten

to turn off their furnace heaters!

 

Socially Unacceptable, eh?

Adinah

Rolando

 

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Osang R.

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Vatican Special

Sharpshooter’s Toilet

Communal Toilet