Grin and Share It

Wrong Side of The Road

I asked the cop who flagged me down,

“What’s the charge?”

He said I was doing fifty.

“The speed limit here is fifty, no?”

I asked him again.

“Yes Sir,” he replied,

“but not if you do it backwards!”

That figures.

I was wondering why he was parked

on the wrong side of the road!

Return Of The Prohibition

Canada legalizes Pot.

And Trump reinstalls the Prohibition,

this time against pot,

not liquor.


Life again becomes more exciting

what with Canadians devising innovative ways

to get the pot across

like mini subs along the Great Lakes

or low-flying drones.


More good material for the writers of fiction

like Dick Tracy, eh?

(try putting tariffs on pot)

Barbara Serra

Barbara Serra


How To Cure Hyperactivity

These fitness rooms are open 24/7

in Singapore.

No bodyguards allowed!

Putin’s Girlfriend?

Holy Smokes!

Where do they get these specimens?

No Trade Changes

This meeting with the Chinese Trade Delegation

produced no decisive results.

It looks like Trump does not win today.

Let me guess what was discussed.

Trump is desperately after the repatriation

of the US greenbacks that China has


He also wants,

and declares publicly,

that the China-US trade is lopsided

and has produced a huge deficit on the US.

He also argues that China steals US secrets,

a fact which he cannot sadly produce positive proof.

Tariffs on Chinese exports to the US was discussed

for which the Chinese replied that tariffs would also

be imposed on American goods.

Since America buys more than vice versa,

the Americans will tend to spend more

plus the prices will be higher as the

tariffs will have to be added to the

market price.

The Americans would have insisted that

the Chinese pay in USD

for which the Chinese would have insisted that

the Americans pay in Yuan

but the Americans have less Yuan

than the Chinese have USD.

Besides the Yuan is less in value than the USD.

The Americans would have insisted that the Chinese make up

their deficit by buying $200 billion more in

American goods for which the Chinese agreed

if and only if the American goods are cheaper

or at least have the same price as other

international sellers.

So the cornered Americans can only say

that they will have to put this trade discussions

for sometime in the future.

Making a deal is an art.

making a winning trade deal

takes more brains than art!

(curses, foiled again!)

The Joke’s On Mueller

Special Counsel Mueller indicted Russians

as regards his collusion investigation.

Nobody expected the Russians to come

and answer the accusations.

I didn’t, too.

Mueller most probably did not expect them to come.

But the Russians did come,

and asked the judge

what the heck are they accused of.

It appears that Mueller & company

did not prepare to prosecute,

simply because they did not expect 

the Russians to come.

Now Mueller & company are stalling.

as if they could come up with

something to prosecute with.


(This was the best laugh I had for the week)

Sanction Confusion

They must have sorted out the confusion

on the US sanctions.

This confirms that this country

presently called

the United States of America

can now be called

the United Sanctions of America

for more reasons than one.

The Nerve….

Unabashedly again,

the UK PM,

and whomever is with her ruling party,

refuses to apologize

for the grand and allegedly intentional

diplomatic error in their judgement.

Sergei and Yulia Skripal are now recovering

from what the UK shamefully broadcasted

as Russian poisoning of these patients.

Ye Olde Nerve!

So many times the UK cried wolf.

Who would believe them now?

I guess there will be no negotiations now

for Gazprom to reduce its gas prices

towards the Eu countries

as what the objective was.

As a result

England and Wales will now be

increasingly dependent of Irish oil.

This is exactly the moment

when Irish eyes are smiling!

Congregational FIFA Girl

Confraternal FIFA Girl



Convent Trained

Convent Expelled

Ye Olde Chemo Trickee

The UK again unabashedly announced

that Russia was responsible for the poisoning

of former double spies mother and daughter.

No proof was presented, of course,

not even the effort to find one.

This chemical attack is used as a ploy

by the English to create diversion

and to drum up political support.

It’s been used against Hussein

and Assad.

It’s a stale ploy

and  it had its laughs already.

Better for Theresa may

to stick to the

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe sip.

This has a more elegant ring to it!

The Thaw


Really now,

the thing that started the thaw

is Trump’s retort about

the “bigger button”


The Thaw.mp4


Remember that for an oriental,

the biggest strength

is his sense of humour,

and his weakest resistance

comes from a joke.

Let Trump therefore bring his big button with him.

And make it sound with a fart when pressed.

And lo, all things wild and wonderful

will come with a fart!

(To Trump goes the honor of starting this fart, I mean, this thaw)

Arianny Celeste


With a body like this

its a fat chance that she will hold a banner for Me Too.

That’s for sure.

And it would be dead certain that,

harassment or no harassment,

Me too, or no Me Too,

I would go for her,

hook, line and winker.

She does not need any sexual harassment

to get whatever she wants.



Canada Gold



Canada Gold.mp4

Canada Gold2.mp4

Carol Viardo Resma


Merry Christmas

This may not have been the merriest of Chrismases for me

but I certainly wish all of you

the merriest ever!


One Hundred Eyes


100 Eyes.mp4

Rubbing It In

rude sign

Abortion, Anyone?



where do I send in the forms?