Off The Wall

I’ll give it to you off the bounce

‘Cause I am not able to make the rounds.

Tarry and hear, tarry and hear,

The wall has ears, the wall has ears.

You’ll rue the tears, in all those years,

The day you forgot what big ears it’s got.

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CNN Employees Accept 15% Pay Reduction

This is fake news,

collected mainly by me,

from multiple anonymous sources,

mainly I,

that overheard from a CNN employee,

that the CNN employees have accepted

a 15% reduction in pay

ahead of a prospective

hard times ahead.

However, they vehemently refused

the last 5%

to be paid in AIR  MILES!

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The Makings of A Capital

The Presence of

Government offices and buildings

to house government departments

do not a capital make.

The US may move its embassy

to Jerusalem

but this move still does not make

Jerusalem as capital.

Doing something that the other Presidents

could not do

does not a hero make!

This is not a stupid move, no siree,

It just is untimely!

Which does not make it a any wiser!

And nobody but nobody concurs!

Fluttering Proof of Global Warming

Environmental scientists submitted this photo

as fluttering proof of global warming.

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They were unable to submit another proof

for the succeeding years, however,

for obvious reasons!

No Medals for Team Russia

Russia is banned from the Olympics.

And finally,

America will be great again.

No medals for Russia!

The US Offer to Palestine

The US will try to defuse the Jerusalem situation

that they created by making an offer

that the Palestinians cannot refuse.

This offer I am guessing now

and I believe this is one offer that

cannot be refused.

This offer consist of:

  1. Conferring statehood for Palestine
  2. $10 billion in cash to build government offices and facilities on the properties that they choose
  3. Credit line with IMF to build roads and infrastructure, water supply and drainage system, schools
  4. Training for teachers, police, agriculture and etc.
  5. Neutral zone for religious worship vacated by residential homes and offices.

CAPITAL Punishment

Trump’s declaration of Jerusalem to be

the capital of Israel sparked riots

and violent protests from the Muslims

all over the world.

Such consequences of this declaration

would punish both the Muslim world

and otherworlds

in one violent strife

that is reminiscent of that which was long ago.

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I did warn on my last post titled “Jerusalem”—-

HANDS  OFF!

Now see what happens afterwards.

A war has just started,

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Shannon Bream

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Molly Line

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Rally At Pensacola

Trump whips up the crowd

as if it were cream.

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Watch this video of the full speech.

This is 1 hour and 15 minutes long.

But you won’t get bored.

You would even feel connected at times.

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Land Of Milk And Honey

The Jews were given the land of Milk and Honey.

Why they abandoned this land to go wandering all over the world

is one question even the Jews cannot answer.

With all hearts in accordance

the United nations gathered all of what’s left

of the Jews from the holocaust

and dropped them on that land

now occupied by the Palestinians.

The Chosen People is now back where they were supposed to be

as per Yahweh’s intentions.

The only question is that now they are trespassing on

Palestinian land, a problem which the UN never did

try to solve, nor put down the borders.

Now, to decree that Jeruslem, which is Holy to

three great religions of the world, will be the

capital of trespassing Israel,

a great uproar would ensue.

The term ‘Capital’ would imply police security,

taxes, curfews, inspections, and etc

or simply restrictions for the other religions.

To think that Israel did not have the license to be there

aside from biblical expressions, Israel does not

have the right to control this region.

The United States do not have the right to dictate to the

other religions to hands off the region.

The nerve of this country,

which has done more to invade other countries than

observe UN rules, to criticize the UN for doing much

to be against Israel.

it should be observed that only the Middle East countries

do this and for good reason.

Israel should not be there at all.

If the United States, with all its muscling around,

says that the other two religions would be given

each a portion of Jerusalem as land similar to diplomatic

territories, this might not work.

The United States is known to confiscate foreign-owned

diplomatic territories as part of sanctions.

Besides, it can be disputed whether

Jesus or Mohammed were restricted

as they walked all over Jerusalem.

This is a religious problem

and no political solution may solve it.

Furthermore, the thought of restricting their

mode of worship has had the Muslims up in arms.

And they will have this action very much in mind

when they deal with the US.

The Israelis are appeased by this decree.

Only the Israelis are pleased.

Most of the Americans

and most of the people of the world

don’t even care.

Trump’s family does.

Very Much.

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The Truth About Women

Now my aim is not to debase younger girls

nor degrade older women.

On the contrary,

if not for the truth about women,

men will be lost.

For it is this about women

that keeps the men aligned

and the world a-spinning.

I am not referring to sexual urges

nor human attraction,

nor any biological affinities.

I am talking about the reason why older women

make that much ado about primping themselves up,

making themselves more attractive,

and doing mostly secretive things to be noticed.

I am talking about the reason why

teenage girls would most like to be defrocked.

The reason is not lust nor sexual desire.

It is about assuring themselves

that they are desirable.

They consider themselves undesirable

if at 19 they are still a virgin.

More so when they get older,

they do not want to realize

that they have lost it.

Hence the public announcement that

at some time in the past

they have been harassed sexually

by an important person.

Such a piece of Newsbit would be exhilarating

at the next womens club meetings!

(OK, you can throw the pans at me now

as I am already running off to escape

your ire!)

(don’t worry ladies, I confess that I never coulda dun it witout ya!)

Muscle Power

This Make America Great Again can be overdone.

To be able to achieve this recognition

it must use muscle power,

or shoving aside the opposition,

or simply bullying the weak.

America the Great

does not have the greatness,

not even that owned by Alexander The Great,

to declare a capital for another country

outside of American territory.

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Muscle Power.mp4

America has clearly used muscle power

again and again to go against international rules.

America has confiscated Russian owned

diplomatic territory,

used military force to commit aggression in Syria,

broke international treaties right and left,

and thereafter hailed itself

as the savior of the world for doing these.

I will say again that America is retreating

 into a cocoon and will declare itself

great with narcissus renewed.

And thereafter the rest of the world will start looking

for an opposition to this muscle.

North Korea is one choice.

A united Islam is another.

Israel will then be a burden.

Remember that since 1947

Israel is sitting smack dab

on Palestinian territory.

Muscle Power—enables the aggressor

to invade sovereign territories.

Deutsche Bank

The request by the FBI from this bank

regarding Trump’s financial records

(whether this is true or not)

is probably to give notice

that the FBI budget should otherwise not be reduced!

The FBI currently may not have a dossier

of Trump and his family

so other intimidating methods may be thought of.

But they are barking at the wrong tree.

Congress cook the FBI budget

not Trump.

And at this moment

there will be no effective lobbyist for the FBI.

Shades of J. Edgar Hoover

this newsbit may actually just be a reminder that the FBI knows where Trump’s money is deposited

Firing Mueller

To fire Mueller and save some money,

Rosenstein have to be fired first.

That way more money is saved.

Anyway, both are after your red scalp!aha

Baking An Odd Cake.

An LGBT couple filed a case against a baker

who refuses to bake them a wedding cake.

The LGBT couple says their freedom is violated.

The Baker says his freedom is violated.

Now a ruling by the court will determine what structure

American democracy will be.

If you ask me,

(they don’t ask me most of the time)

I will say that this is all about freedom.

You see, freedom in democracy

is not absolute.

You will be free to do anything you want to do

as long as it does not infringe upon the freedom of

the others.

One is free to express himself

but this expression should not be against another.

One is free to be abnormal enough to like

one of the same sex.

But he will not be free to to force others to believe

in what he believes in

nor force anybody to join him.

This LGBT couple is free to ask the baker to make a cake.

 But he will not be free to force him to make a cake.

More so because,

the baker’s belief is against the LGBT’s belief.

One’s rights will not be forced against somebody else’s rights.

If the LGBT Club would like to enjoy the rights of the straights club

they should follow the rules of the straights club.

Otherwise they should form their own club.

Was there any good reason not to ask another baker to do this order?

Or this is just grandstanding?

(The LGBT’s are pushing it.

It is high time to stop forcing the straights

to consider them as normal)bruha

 

Roller Coaster Democracy

Democracy practiced by the Americans

began its roller coaster event in search of what

its structure should really be.

Mueller’s firing of Peter Strzok initiated this,

after knowing that Congress is about to file

a Contempt of Court against the FBI

for failure to

submit records pertinent to

its investigations.

This would start the coaster rolling

and it will be more fun to watch

than the mainstream media’s antics.

These files, when submitted,

would contain a treasure trove of names

(including Mueller’s)

that may include the stink

precluded by J. Edgar Hoover.

This should remind us of why I keep saying

“Shades of J. Edgar Hoover.”

It follows.

And therefore I may now ask:

Is the FBI,

and the imposing building that houses it,

worth the budget that it enjoys?

Remember that the FBI will fight back,

by informing just about everybody in Washington

about the dossiers that it collected

against each and everyone of them!

How many in the FBI knew

that there will be a September 11 attack?

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Jerusalem

Jerusalem is the only city in the world

where the three great religions of the world

keep holy

and their adherents live and pray

in peaceful accord.

You are not to favor one religion over the other!

Hands off!

The Bitcoin Deletion

Bitcoin?

It is just in your imagination!

The most realistic locale of Bitcoin’s residence

is in one’s computer

or specifically,

in one’s hard drive.

Bitcoin is digital.

Believe it or not, digital!

You can’t touch it.

You can’t handle it.

You can’t buy a burger with it.

And the news about its value rising astronomically?

Don’t get fooled by it.

It is synonymous to a wall street ploy.

The difference is only that

Wall Street is believable

and is based on actual value of companies,

not the actual value of your imagination.

Your question should be whether

this Bitcoin can be accidentally deleted

or intentionally hacked?

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Ban on Tucker Carlson Show

Canadians may be penalized for going into

the Tucker Carlson Show

or any other American show for that matter

because,

while Canada and the United States

uphold the freedom of speech;

in America

one will surely be subpoenaed for anything one says

even if one did nothing wrong,

and worked over

under the light

until you say you done it

and name more names

to be subpoenaed!

Proof of this is happening now in America

particularly with regards to the rule of law.

Justice is now both incomprehensible

and topsy turvy

in the land where all freedom

is free to be invoked

even if one has nothing underneath

to back it up.

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Tax Deficit

The new Tax Reform Bill

that the American Congress passed

will increase the Government deficit

by $1.4 T

says the opposition to the bill.

This may be true

but when has it been that the

deficit did not grow?

What the opposition do not say is that

 this deficit is going to the people.

This will be just like

a Robin Hood

taking money from the national Treasury

 and giving this money to the people.

At least the Congressmen will not be

the ones stealing the money.

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Instant Cure For Rep Conyers

House Rep John Conyers need not resign.

He will be up and about again after getting

this instant cure.

He should hire this professional nurse

who specializes in rapid cure of aged people.

istant cure

I do not remember her name

but frankly that was not my main concern

for that moment,

Sanctuary Cities

Know ye therefore

that there exists a unique affinity

between the undocumented immigrants

and valid citizens

of these cities.

Such a relationship

may not be suppressed

by any law,

moral , immoral, or legal.

The North American Problem

Now do you believe me

that illegal sexual intrusions to women

is a North American problem?

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Nafta To Be Rammed

Comes now the new US Ambassador to Canada

coming through with a chip on her shoulder

and clearly condescends to every Canadian she talks to.

Her attitude gives Canadians the impression that she has come

to ram the Nafta through

and down Canada’s throat.

And Canadians, very polite as they are bred,

and who will even apologize for something they had

nothing to be blamed for,

just kept serenely quiet.

Somebody should tell her that Canada would rather

cancel Nafta than suffer the indignities

and the losses in trade.

Trump, as I said before, has his back on a corner.

His country needs much in construction materials,

particularly lumber and cement,

and builders to recover from the last natural damages.

He  should also be relying on the Norad in Canada

to fire defensive missiles should North Korea

launch ICBMs.

And for his auto industry?

Who buys American cars nowadays?

Texas oil?

It is now pumping water instead!

Without Nafta, both sides will have to pay more

in import taxes.

And which side do you think imports more goods?

OOOPS, sorry.

I apologize for my outburst!

They can ram Nafta down our throats.

But we do have the habit of ramming

it back up the other side!

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The Yolk’s On Tucker Carlson

The Joke’s on Tucker Carlson.

In his attempt to ridicule the culture of Canada,

he himself became ridiculous as he lost his temper

as much as he lost his sense of humour.

This title seem to bother him:

LGBDTTTIQQAAPP

This is the title made up of all the titles

given to ALL the minor, minor minorities

In Canada which has been grouped analogously

as the LGBT’s are grouped.

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(click on Tuckerc.mpg for video)

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The teachers are supposed to get training to understand

this title as much as they get training with the LGBT title.

It should be noted that to these teachers belong the tribute

of successfully teaching Canadians

the proper  respect for the National Anthem.

This clarification Tucker Carlson could not grasp.

His failure to understand the explanation

got him to lose his nerve,

and he ended the discussion  with

his  word of a disdainful “goodbye”

which is customary to him when he loses an argument.

If he inqured further, he would have learned

that while Canada elects the government democratically,

much laws and rules are laid down to take care

of the needs of the minorities,

so much so that it oftentimes appear

that the country is governed by the minorities.

This is one reason why the UN voted Canada

as the number one country where people

would most like to live in.

Up to now,

Canada has not had any of the problems

that the United States is being plagued with,

culture-wise

and otherwise.

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